New York City Elderly Home

[Herp]

Huh? wassat!? I can't hear what you young whipper snappers are saying...you and your silly jive talk...and your ludicrous costumes... says the old man and women walking away.

[Derp]

All right put them filthy paws up...and throw out any gold junk your spoiled brats gave you.

Deadman Punches at a Oldman with a hair cul-de-sac.

[Herp]

"how dare you attack my husband! I'll rip you limb from limb!" says the hag.

BATTLE COMENCE

Oldman
Uses cane hit nothing happens
HP:2

Hag
uses cup of water nothing happens
HP:3

[Derp]

Deadman scoffs "That all you got. Don't worry I got a kunai for you you old grape."


Deadman
Shadow Throw, 3 damage.

10 HP

[Herp]

"oh my lord..."

Oldman
is Ko'd
HP:0

Hag
Hag uses dial 912 nothing happend
HP:3

[Derp]

Deadman turns and shakes his fanny. "Your turn now prune."

Deadman
Shadow Brigade, 8 damage
10HP

[Herp]

jesus i can't hang on anymore.

Hag has been kod to eternal slumber.

Dead man wins

[Derp]

Deadman takes 5 dollars off the old man and then 5 more from the old lady.

"getting paid to beat up old people easy money..." Deadman taunt poses and leaves.

[SelenaNova]

Orbit steps up to one of the houses and kicks the door in. "Knock knock!" She says then starts tearing up the place to find some old people.

[Derp]

Deadman appears and helps her tear stuff up. "Look a picture of their kids, looks like there is only copy...now there are none." Deadman burns it

Picture
Burns
0HP

[Herp]

Elderly soldier: Hey you young gangsta whippa snappas get out of my house or do i have to tech you a lesson? i sse how its giong to be done now Murphy
the old man gets his sword ready.

Old soldier uses slash it does 1 damage to Deadman
Old soldier turns to orbit women
HP:6

[SelenaNova]

Orbit woman blinks at the ridiculousness of the elderly and uses Top Heavy to drop him on his face. She then snickers at him. "That never gets old."

(Old Vet appears in post)
Hold on there young lady *mumbles abit as he does the Knuckles The Echidna Shuffle* "Like your handsome and talented friend there this post can be done in a way like his. You can speak and then attack. For example missy

Old Vet <-----name
Does a shuffle to impress the old gals -1 damage <--------what Old Man did and the damage he did or recieved as a result
2 HP <--------- His HP

"Owwww my hip...I was Spry when I was 80, well in any case there you go."

[Derp]

"Hey funny as that is the cops could be coming."

Deadman
uses Scythe Brigade two missed and does 4 damage (2 damage for each scythe)
9 HP

[Herp]

Old soldier: before i die young missie you forgot you HP bar.
the old man puts hp bar on orbit woman's post.
Old Soldier. does final slash doing 3 damage to orbit women.
HP:2
Old soldier: im starting to see the light jesus...

[SelenaNova]

Orbit kicks the dead old guy. "Shut up already and go, god you make me sick." She starts kicking him multiple times for overkill's sake.

OrbitWoman
Spine Kick, 2 damage.
HP : 7

When she was done she steps over him and next to Deadman. "Alright. I guesss we can leave."

[Herp]

Old soldier: thats better billy oh jesus i am having a heart attack!
Old soldier does f;ips in midair while his bones crack and he lands with his foot facing the opposite direction.

TEAM EVIL WINS

[Derp]

Owlman appeared from the night sky landing without a thud. He watched the old folks and their arrogance. He smiled "It's time for you to know your place..."

[Herp]

Rich Elderly man: Get him my wonderful proctector

READY? GO!

Sniper Joe uses buster shot dealing 3 damage

HP:13

Rich man:how is that for you.

[Derp]

"...."
Owlman
Scythe Brigade http://prntscr.com/oo9zc 8 damage
12 HP

[Herp]

Sniper Joe uses buster grenade dealing 5 damage

HP:5

[Derp]

"..." Owlman smiles and thinks of his latest move.
Owlman
Dark Strike http://prntscr.com/oodt6 deals 10 damage
7 HP
3 EN

[Herp]

Rich man: worthless junk!

Rich man uses pimpslap dealing5 damage

HP:7

[Derp]

"Hmmmmmm...it's not worthless...you haveless value then it has."

Owlman
Shadoubūmeran dealing 8 and then fires his buster dealing 2 damage.
2 HP
3 EN

[Herp]

Rich man: oh i see then you may have my bot...if you role it that is...hahaha just kidding arn't i a scumbag!?

BATTLE OVER!!
HP:KO!

Rare loot - cup of water containing broken teeth!

you get

[Angel LeFey]

Ember walks in to the elderly home, like she did in the bank she showed off her powers an an intimidation factor. saying, "Ok you old scum sucking folk, I am here to teach you a lesson."

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